YES I fight with no Honor BUT I WIN and YOU LOSE.
The 2 minute Coles-Notes on Fighting like a shameless man when you NEED to win.*
1. Break the UFC rules: The Eyes, Ears, Nose, Neck, Knees, Fingers, Toes and Crotch are a great place to start your shameless fight. Unless he’s wearing hockey gear, chances are these areas are not protected. Also MMA fights don’t train to protect themselves there too. (Did I mention Hapkido is NOT a SPORT and there are NO rules?) So use these areas as a distraction to launch your full fledge technique (such as a move my friend named passionately, “THE MANBREAKER”)
2. Hit Him in Mid Sentence: Most people NEVER see that coming. “Hey man Fighting is… <insert technique of choice here>”
3. Pretend to cry: What kind of man cries? I do, but guess what, you just got your ass kicked by a man who cries.
4. Ask him a question: “Hey man, why are you so upset?” then hit him. He won’t be upset when he’s TKO’ed.
The Bottom Line: Get him thinking about something else before you hit him.
* I am not responsible if you start a fight and get your ass kicked. I do support this behavior